FROS goes BEACHY!
Mar 9th 2008
Karen HawkinsGoddess Eye Candy
There you are, walking along the beach, the sun warming your bare shoulders, sand wet and hard beneath your feet as the waves cool your toes with each splash.
You’re here alone, enjoying life, soaking in the soothing waves, and just being you. That’s when you see him. Standing beside his million dollar house on the beach, his red Ferrari parked beside it, he watches you from behind his expensive sunglasses.
He’s beyond gorgeous and you think “Surely he’s not looking at ME. This man could have anyone — Beyonce, Jessica, even Hillary!” But as the seconds pass, you realize he is, indeed, looking at you.
Awkwardly aware of him, you continue on when suddenly, he makes his move, crossing the sand in long, hungry strides. You pause, uncertain, as he reaches your side and removes his sunglasses to reveal rich, brown eyes.
Looking deep into your eyes, he takes your hand in his, presses a kiss to the palm, and says, —
“___________!”
35 Comments »
Margaret on 09 Mar 2008 at 6:44 am #
SIGH!!!! I wish I could write like this, Karen. Have you ever thought of writing a book? _snicker_
Margaret who’s still here in spite of the winds.
Lisa H on 09 Mar 2008 at 7:19 am #
“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.”
Judy F on 09 Mar 2008 at 8:40 am #
“can you help me find my shirt?” LOL
Maggie Robinson on 09 Mar 2008 at 9:13 am #
“Let’s go skinny-dipping.”
amy1242 on 09 Mar 2008 at 9:18 am #
Have you seen my dog? She seems to have run off.
(me) WOOF!
Freedom Writer on 09 Mar 2008 at 9:18 am #
I can’t believe you are rejecting me for your DH.
Meg on 09 Mar 2008 at 9:52 am #
“Where have you been all my life?”
Karen Hawkins on 09 Mar 2008 at 10:17 am #
Lol! You guys crack me up! Isn’t he dreamy? Makes me want to sink my toes in the sand!
ladydawgfan on 09 Mar 2008 at 11:10 am #
“I caught a wiff of your perfume. Is that ‘Eau de Beautiful?’”
(Would our FROS guy actually use such a corny line, like the drunk jerk I encountered in a bar once?)
ladydawgfan on 09 Mar 2008 at 11:14 am #
Actually, I would love to have him look into my eyes and say, “I love you, I want to marry you. Come home with me and let’s spend the day making mad monkey love and getting the neighbors mad at us!!” Like THAT’S ever gonna happen!!!
Suzanne Enoch on 09 Mar 2008 at 11:27 am #
“Mm, you taste like chicken. And I’m hungry.”
evlqn on 09 Mar 2008 at 11:35 am #
“Keep this safe until later, I’ll be back for it.”
doglady on 09 Mar 2008 at 11:52 am #
Ladydawgfan gets the prize for the most honest answer! Eviqn gets the prize for the most romantic. He really is the poster boy for “sex on the beach” isn’t he?
How about “If the rest of you taste as sweet, I’m going to need insulin.”
Or “Are you that soft everywhere?”
Or “Your sand castle or mine?”
elsiehogarth on 09 Mar 2008 at 12:09 pm #
“I just knew you’d come around”.
Oh baby, the Sunday eye candy!!!! Yeah!
Karen Hawkins on 09 Mar 2008 at 12:18 pm #
You guys are goooood at this! Those are some kicker lines.
Ladydawg, don’t you think the REALLY good lines actually are a bit corny though they’re still nice to hear! My DH always calls me Babe-raham Lincoln, which is as corny as it comes, but *sigh*. I love it!
Judy F on 09 Mar 2008 at 12:23 pm #
these are great. I sure wish I was at the beach with the FROS today. We had 16 inches of snow here in Cincinnati over the weekend. I am hoping and praying to get out of the apt today… brrr.
Come here and warm me up you fros you. LOL
Kathy/Cookiedough on 09 Mar 2008 at 12:24 pm #
” How YOU doin?”
sorry- had a Friends marathon last night with four preteens.
dbrown3400 on 09 Mar 2008 at 2:49 pm #
“Wanna go for a ride?”
I’m sure he means in his bright red Ferrari. Right?
Kim on 09 Mar 2008 at 3:40 pm #
“Its awfully hot for this restricting jeans. Why don’t I take them off?”
Karen Hawkins on 09 Mar 2008 at 3:46 pm #
Whew! It’s gettin’ hot here on the Mt.! Verrah nice, m’dears!
FreshEChelle on 09 Mar 2008 at 4:11 pm #
Sorry but Mr. Hottie is giving me the creeps ‘coz he looks a like a guy who reports to me at work and that’s just weird. OK, my coworker isn’t as built but he’s not slouch.
FYI Austen fans, I found this on the Masterpiece website and thought you goddess might get a kick out of it. It’s the Men of Austen. Have fun.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/austen/menofausten.html
Margaret on 09 Mar 2008 at 5:02 pm #
You know there is no contest at The Men of Austen, Fresh. Fitzwilliam Darcy every time! Altho Frederick Tilney has that look of the bad boy who dares you to try and change him. And you want to even when you know it’s hopeless.
Goodness, FROS and Mr. Darcy all in one day. My heart can’t take much more. BTW, it was interesting to see what their incomes translate into to day’s dollars/pounds.
Margaret who may or may not still be in Pennsylvania. Only the winds know. I do think I saw some flying monkeys a bit ago, however.
J Perry Stone on 09 Mar 2008 at 6:01 pm #
“Can you take a picture of me and my boyfriend, Steve?”
Because all the guys get the hottest guys.
FreshEChelle on 09 Mar 2008 at 6:50 pm #
J Perry - you said it.
PJ on 09 Mar 2008 at 7:17 pm #
LMAO @ JP! You nailed it.
Kasey on 09 Mar 2008 at 8:56 pm #
That would be my luck J Perry.
ilovetoread on 09 Mar 2008 at 9:17 pm #
“What the…” (because I’ve passed out that someone that gorgeous actually noticed me!!)
PJane1031 on 09 Mar 2008 at 10:54 pm #
How about a little role-playing? I’ll be Dougal & you can be Sophia?!
(Yes, I know, shameless flattery!!)
Santa on 09 Mar 2008 at 11:14 pm #
Can you rub lotion all over my rock hard abs?
Audrey on 10 Mar 2008 at 12:12 am #
“Mom? What are you doing here?”
Sigh.
LauraR on 10 Mar 2008 at 1:35 am #
LMAO Audrey!
Laidybyrd on 10 Mar 2008 at 4:13 pm #
LOL Audrey. Yup, that would be me too. However in the spirit of being ever hopeful:
“What a great smile! Who ARE you?”
goofy girl on 11 Mar 2008 at 1:05 pm #
I’d get — ‘You remind me of my mother’ or worse ‘You remind me of my grandmother’…. lol
Gwen on 12 Mar 2008 at 5:11 pm #
Goofy Girl took the words out of my mouth.
Alternate:
Where have you been? I’ve got the minister and a witness waiting for us on the veranda!”
*sign* if only…
Karen Hawkins on 13 Mar 2008 at 2:43 pm #
Pssht! It’s fantasy! Not only is he as not-gay as you want, but YOU are as young as you want to be!
Me, I’m 23. And about 30 lbs lighter. Man, I look GOOD!