Our Very First Contest!
Feb 24th 2007
Sabrina JeffriesGoddess Readers Speak Out & Sabrina Jeffries
Titles are the bane of every novelist�s existence. We have to have them, we�re generally not good at them (they�re SHORT, for Pete�s sake�we write novels), and we hate giving control of them up to the people who ARE good at them. Because the results can be underwhelming, to say the least.
Just to give an example�I once held a contest on my website to solicit titles for the first book of my Swanlea Spinster Series. Readers entered 150 titles. I added 50 of my own when I sent them to my editor. None of the 200 were chosen. Instead, the Powers-That-Be came up with THIS riveting title: A Dangerous Love.
I rest my case.
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After years of doing the Title Tango, I finally found a way to keep it from making me nuts. I wrote up joke titles. I sent them along with the �real� titles I proposed for books. Next thing I knew, my agent and editor were getting into the act. Here are some of our joke titles for my last six books:
Big Earls Don’t Cry
Royally Screwed
Never Look a Gift Duke in the Mouth
Boinking a Baron
Rogering a Rogue
Never Diddle a Duke
To Heiress is Human
Bad Heiress Day
Heiress Today, Gone Tomorrow
Yes, they�re bad, and some are . . . er . . . suggestive. That�s the general idea. Here are some others suggested by readers and my fellow goddesses:
I Know It’s Blackmail, Dear, But I’m Desperate
Only Doing A Duke Will Do
Erecting a Dream
Two Balls for a Lady
The Duke’s In Dis Dress
Two Dukes And No-Longer-A-Lady
So now that you see how the game is played, here�s our contest:
Submit your joke title(s) in the comment section below. Everyone who submits a title will be entered into a drawing, from which one winner will be chosen. The prize? An autographed ARC of my upcoming book, Beware a Scot�s Revenge, and an autographed copy of Karen Hawkins� new book, How to Abduct a Highland Lord. Both are about Highlanders AND abductions! How cool is that?
The rules are:
No obscenities or profanity, although suggestive is always entertaining (and yes, we determine the difference�I sure hope I don�t come to regret this). No actual book titles from real books (no matter how unwise their titles). All entries must be posted by midnight, CST, on Sunday, February 25, 2007.
So good night and good luck!
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74 Responses to “Our Very First Contest!”
Chez on 24 Feb 2007 at 2:33 am #
How about:
Dukes Do Debutantes
A Prince By Any Other Name
Royally Rogered
A Hit With A Miss
Maid By Royalty
Ok, shutting up now.
AndreaW on 24 Feb 2007 at 8:53 am #
The Rake…and the Ho
The So-so Pleasured Earl
The Philanderer I Married
The Lord/Lady Who Loved Me and Wouldn’t Go Away
Yeah, and now I’m shutting up, too!
Judy F on 24 Feb 2007 at 8:56 am #
Take two Dukes and call me in the morning.
The Secret Duke.
Dancing with the Dukes.
As the Mistress turns.
Terry Jo on 24 Feb 2007 at 9:04 am #
Sabrina what a fun contest! I was laughing out loud at some of your titles. I don’t know if I can come up with any as funny but here’s my attempts.
Someone Pop My Cherry, NOW
Angst and Anger Collide
Pimp My Spinster Sister
Heiress for Sale, Dukes Only Need Apply
A Duke for the Highest Bidder
Heiress to Scandal
A Romp and A Tiddle
My current wip is a western and I call it Two Hookers and a Gunfight to my sister.
Not very good but those are my attempts.
ashefrog on 24 Feb 2007 at 9:39 am #
Here are my suggestions:
To Duke or Not To Duke
The Road to Richard
It Had to be Drew
Robin Hoodie and Maid Marry Me
Okay, I just woke up! I check back later to see how bad they really are.
Judy F on 24 Feb 2007 at 10:55 am #
Pimping the Duke
The maid the merrier.
Dukealious.
krissyinva on 24 Feb 2007 at 10:58 am #
Hmmm
Duke me baby one more time
The younger son I settled for
The merry Widho
The league of compromised Virgins (hmm maybe a series?)
Master of disease
Kate does London
Kelly Ann on 24 Feb 2007 at 11:12 am #
This is soooo fun!
Dueling Duchesses of Devon (or Dorset)
Randy Dandy Has Maid Mandy
A Season for Courtesans
Kathy on 24 Feb 2007 at 11:39 am #
Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
To Heir and Back
Sabrina Jeffries on 24 Feb 2007 at 12:00 pm #
Okay, y’all are cracking me up!! I may just have to give a prize for best title, too, although that would be hard to decide at this rate. Good thing I’m not drinking coffee–I would have spewed it all over the computer a few dozen times!! Next time I want to title a book I know where to go.
Oh, and by agreement with Karen Hawkins (who’s blogging tomorrow), we’ve agreed to push back the deadline one day to give everybody a chance to post.
I’m going to collect all of them in a list, and we’ll try to put it on the site somewhere.
Now . . . more, more!!
gannon on 24 Feb 2007 at 12:31 pm #
Here are a few–not sure if they’re up to snuff. I haven’t had much caffeine yet.
A Naughty Knight to Remember
The Duke Who Did Me
The Lord and the Lush
Dirty, Rotten Dukes
Gettin’ Down with the Duke
seton on 24 Feb 2007 at 12:53 pm #
WarmaDuke: The Big Red Snog
My Cousin Prinny
The Rodfather
The Laidy of the Rake
Raging Bull-ocks
Romancing the Whalebone
Have My Rake and Eat it Too
One Flew Over the Cuckold’s Nest
ashefrog on 24 Feb 2007 at 12:58 pm #
Next round:
Duke, Where’s my Carriage?
Romancing the Bone
Jewel of Da’Nial
Lord of the Bling
Cherie J on 24 Feb 2007 at 1:22 pm #
How about:
Princely Pleasure
The Prince’s Pleasure Palace
Lord of Lust
The Viscount and Two Vixens
The Earl and the Trollop
Sara Lindsey on 24 Feb 2007 at 1:46 pm #
My funny title for my WIP is… A Year and a Lay.
The Goodbye Earl
Love Me Duke
Total Eclipse of the Heart
Un-Rake My Heart
That Touch of Minx (one of my AvonFanLit titles that is very close to one of the Goddess’ upcoming books – great minds think alike, right?!)
A Dragon in Mayfair (another FanLit title)
Just Duke It
Right on the Marquess
The Heir Down There
Lady in Bed
Rogue Tendencies
Frisky Business
Innocence Lost, Paradise Found
No Great Expectations
Sleeping Booty
Pillow Jock
The Thrill of the Fall (Balls, Call, Maul could also work)
Arousing Grace (Amazing Grace In Bed)
And, for an alternative romance, Pitcher Perfect…
Maria Duncan on 24 Feb 2007 at 1:50 pm #
Ring My Bell
The Earl of Twiddle
Maid to the Master’s Desires
gannon on 24 Feb 2007 at 2:12 pm #
Ride Me Cowboy
Is That A Pistol In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
The Randy Rake
Laid in Manhattan
Taming of the Tart
Lady Grey’s Anatomy
ashefrog on 24 Feb 2007 at 2:51 pm #
A Bite to Remember
The Way We Werewolf
Save a Stallion, Wrangle a Tycoon
Nicole Jordan on 24 Feb 2007 at 3:23 pm #
OMG! These are priceless. I’ve been howling with laughter all morning.
Sure wish you guys could help me with MY titles… although I’m not sure my editor’s sense of humor is quite as well-developed as Sabrina’s editor’s, so I would probably get in trouble if I submitted these. But I sure do love ‘em.
Thanks for making my day!!
NicoleJ
Kelly Ann on 24 Feb 2007 at 3:58 pm #
3 more from me: (I can’t help it, this is great) I’ve been cracking up all day!
The Tempting Tart of Trafford
The Earl Comes Again
So Many Tarts, So Little Time
Suzanne Enoch on 24 Feb 2007 at 4:34 pm #
OMG — I just had to run upstairs and throw my t-shirt in the washing machine because you guys made me dribble diet dr pepper all over it.
And Seton, I’m totally using THE LADY AND THE RAKE as the working title for the new one I just started. If the powers that be go with it, I’ll give you credit, too. *g*
Suzanne Enoch
ladydawgfan on 24 Feb 2007 at 4:52 pm #
Howsabout:
Ease On Down the Rogue
Moby Duke
Duke, Bite A Lady
Even the Knights are Better
Why is That Carriage Rocking When There Isn’t Any Wind?
If This Carriage Is A-Rockin,’ Don’t Come A-Knockin’
Duke Me, Baby, One More Time
Three Moons Tonight: The Duke, The Lady, and What The Birds Saw
I’m sure I’ll think of more before this one ends!!
Manuelita on 24 Feb 2007 at 4:58 pm #
Ton Fun
Peerless Pleasure
Duke of Devilish Delights
The Misadventures of a Mistress
Secrets of a Perfect Knight
I’m not very good at this, but I gave it a try anyways …
Isabel on 24 Feb 2007 at 5:19 pm #
OMG, this way too funny! I’ll get it a go…
The Viscount who shagged me.
The tails of two Harlots.
Two Dukes don’t do it right but three do.
In bed with the Duke, the Marquess, and the Earl.
Three Rakes and Lady
Two on one.
The Earl has two faces, literally.
The Vicount who pulled her finger.
seton on 24 Feb 2007 at 5:30 pm #
And Seton, I’m totally using THE LADY AND THE RAKE as the working title for the new one I just started. If the powers that be go with it, I’ll give you credit, too. *g*
Kewl. Thanks Ms. Enoch.
Okay, I thought of even more:
Guess Who’s Coming to Tup Her
Once, Twice, Three Ton A Lady
Smilla’s Sense of Snog
How the Wench Was Won
Achy Rake-y Heart
The Merry Mouth of May/June is Lustin’ Out All Over (it’s part of a series)
Tup of the Morning To You
Phaeton Your Wagon
Julia London on 24 Feb 2007 at 6:21 pm #
These are so hilarious!! How will you ever choose, Sabrina? There are so many I adore, i don’t even know where to begin. Bravo, ladies! Bravo, bravo!
Stacy S on 24 Feb 2007 at 6:37 pm #
Coming of Age with the Duke
Save the Duke, Save the Ton
Pleasure the new Earl
Sara Lindsey on 24 Feb 2007 at 6:42 pm #
This is way too much fun…
White Knights Can’t Hump
Georgians On My Mind
All This Useless Booty
Bad To The Ton
Bold As Vice
Come To My Widow
Ruts Like A Knight
Felt A Lady
Don’t Lay The Merry Man
Lust In The Wind
Rakin’ It
Feeling Stronger Every Lay
Grow Bold With Me
Here Comes The Son
Instant Karma Sutra
ladydawgfan on 24 Feb 2007 at 6:47 pm #
I thought of more as well:
To Sir With Lust
Tup On The Roof
Saving All My Lust For Hugh
Sabrina Jeffries on 24 Feb 2007 at 6:52 pm #
You know, y’all, some of these would actually make good titles. Don’t be surprised if you see them on books in the future. Hey, we get desperate.
So far, there’s about twenty that made me laugh out loud. Ease on Down the Rogue . . . Romancing the Bone . . . Ruts Like a Knight . . . Have My Rake and Eat It Too? OMG, too funny!! Y’all are really creative–you should be writing books! And notice that my mind is in the gutter–I like all the suggestive ones. Sheesh!
The drawing for the two books will be random, but I’m just going to have to pick a favorite, or maybe a few favorites and send y’all something. They’re too, too clever!
Isabel on 24 Feb 2007 at 7:20 pm #
I’ll try again, I’m having way too much fun…
To The Cleaners and Beyond: A Modern Woman’s Guide to Divorcing Cheating, Sleaze Bags Husbands
(This is more for a self-help book title, obviously)
Knight Of The Living Dead
Honey, I Shot Your Husband
Signed, Sealed And Delivered To The Wrong Bed
The Duke’s Hazardous Proposal
Believe It or Not I’m Chocking on Air.
While Her Husband’s Away
Grin And Bear It All
Here Comes The Pain Again
Ding Dong Her Husband’s Dead
lisapbailey on 24 Feb 2007 at 8:33 pm #
Here are two from me:
What’s Up His Kilt?
The Lay of the Laird
Haven Rich on 24 Feb 2007 at 9:12 pm #
The Up-Holding of Dangerous Divas
Cold Hearts Don’t Warm Beds
Lock, Stock and Two Smokin’ Rakes
Rake On A Sunday Morning
A Thorned Rose On My Pillow
My Lady, The Devil
You Can Go, But Leave The Cat
These are too funny!
Elizabeth Boyle on 24 Feb 2007 at 9:12 pm #
Okay, here I am in the middle of title angst over my November book and Suzie Enoch emails me to get my butt over here and have a look. Man, am I glad I did. You all cracked me up! My favs:
The Vicount who pulled her finger.
(Okay I live with boys, so of course this one is funny)
The Earl and the Trollop
Ah, the cover for this one . . .
And of course, my favorite title for the follow up to , This Rake of Mine: That Hoe of His.
Maggie Robinson on 24 Feb 2007 at 9:54 pm #
The Viscount’s Corset
Lust Unlaced
The Duke’s Devilish Desire
Lady in Mating
Earrings from the Earl
Texas Temptations
The Duke’s Delightful Dilemma
The Pirate’s Peccadillo
A Year to be Sinful
The Bluestocking’s Baby
To Marry a Mad Marquess
Vanessa and the Vampire Viscount
The Peer and the Prostitute
A Courtesan’s Confession
Dwarf Desires
Tempting the Temp
The Billionaire Boss’ Baby Brother
Angel in My Pants
To Hump a Highland Lord
Guarding Her Palace
A Well-Pleasured Pearl
Nether Lips and Nigel
Susannah’s Sweet Sinful Seduction
Kill Me with Your Kiss
Regency Rendezvous with Lord Right
Shaming the Sheriff
Possessed by the Prince
Consumed by Cliches
TerriO on 24 Feb 2007 at 10:24 pm #
I’m going to post these before I read the others. That way I can’t be influenced. LOL!
She Wore Blue Stockings
Don’t Discount the Viscount (my fav)
Sex and the Regency
The Rake Takes a Hoe (2nd fav)
A ton of Fun
The Rogue Wore Rouge
Now I can read the others and see have a great laugh!
Stephanie on 24 Feb 2007 at 10:24 pm #
A Tryst in the Mist
One Duke At a Time
Barefoot With An Heiress
MelisR on 24 Feb 2007 at 11:20 pm #
Aw…some are just out right hilarious! Well, I will give it my best shot.
An Heir for an Heir, A Duke for a Duke
A Rolling Ton gathers some dust
A Sweeping Tale of the Duke’s Dust Bunnies
Sexy and barefoot Queen Elizabeth
Ouch! Who did that? Grabbing Lady Tessa
Humping in Back of the Baron’s Couch
Where oh Where did the Heir go?
Big and Tall Tales of Duke’s Dudes
and last but not least
Suzy Cuty Popped a Beauty
gannon on 24 Feb 2007 at 11:25 pm #
Here Comes the Bride…and Groom
My Fair Strumpet
The Viscount Cometh
She Wore A Yellow Corset
The Ho Next Door
Tup Me, Baby, One More Time
Guess Who’s Coming To Bed
For Your Thighs Only
ashefrog on 24 Feb 2007 at 11:27 pm #
The Vampire Always Bites Twice
A Midnight Summer’s Scream
Brandy on 24 Feb 2007 at 11:32 pm #
I’ve been lurking all day and laughing my fanny off, my family thinks I’m demented!
Duke Looks Like a Lady
The Classy Lassy
Who’s Sari now? (hope that’s not offensive)
and
The Lady and the Tramp
gannon on 24 Feb 2007 at 11:45 pm #
Just thought of a couple more:
Cool Hand Duke
In the Heat of the Knight
Maggie Robinson on 25 Feb 2007 at 12:00 am #
Beauty and the Bastard
Sin, Scandal and Seduction
Seduction, Scandal and Sin
Scandal, Sin and Seduction…
Sins of the Step-Father
Moonlight Mistress
To Marry My Mistress
The Bastard Baron
The Forbidden Quadrille
The Virgin and the Vampire
Virginal Vixen
What Lies Under
Betrothed to the Bachelor
Randy or Not
Fervent Fever
My Myopia
Wicked Wanton Wives
Carriage Confessions
Sword of Sin
Sword of Seduction
Sword of Scandal
Swiving the Wives
Divine Deviance
Submitting to the Vicar
Special License to Love
A Taste of Ratafia
Assignation at Almack’s
The Imprudent Patroness
Lady Jersey’s Jersey
Hounds and Honor
To Ride a Wild Widow
Top-Secret Baby
The Lord’s Lament
To Live with Lord Elvis
Mr. Darcy Dallies
Miss Bennett’s Strange Lump
Longing for Closure
TerriO on 25 Feb 2007 at 12:19 am #
Man, Maggie is such an overachiever…LOL!
How about:
The Lady Always Finishes
A Hymen for a Highwayman
The Proof is in the Sheets
We Don’t Need No Stinking Corsets
Going on a Kilt Hunt
The Kilt Also Rises
To Lasso a Lass
The Pirate Finds Her Cove
The Pirate Did It – Confessions of a Parrot
Hoist My Sails
and
I’ve Got Your Ascot Right Here
rumolay on 25 Feb 2007 at 12:25 am #
Okay, here are some of mine. Not as good as “Lady Grey’s Anatomy,” but I gave it a shot!
The Heiress Strikes Back
Crouching Lord, Hidden Lady
Duke’d
Rogues-N-The Hood
Lady Deborah Does Derbyshire
Between a Rake and a Hard Place
O Baron, Where Art Thou?
Ladies Gone Wild
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pelisse
Isabel on 25 Feb 2007 at 2:04 am #
Brandy you’re not the only one, my family thinks that NyQuil gave me a strange side effect called, “rolling on floor laughing my assets off” lol
Ok I have some more. I’m afraid this post is addicting.
Her Highness The Ho
The Maxi-Pad Got in The Way – Contemp title
All The Pretty Hoes
Of Rakes and Rogues
The Great “Gasp”y in London
The Libertine and the Vicar’s Wife
The Secret Life Of Rogues
Too Many Rogues Not Enough Hoes
Caught With His Pants Down
Rogue Park
Stephie on 25 Feb 2007 at 2:11 am #
Who’s the Daddy?
A Quickie Before Dawn
Petals in the Chamberpot
That Burning Itch You Gave Me
Groping the Heiress
Whip Me, My Love
When He Was Wacky
The Dandy’s Foppish Ways
The Vampire and the Blood Donor
Dr. Strangelover
Sara Lindsey on 25 Feb 2007 at 2:13 am #
There’s a 1960s movie called Lord Love a Duck… I won’t write the title that comes to mind, but I’m sure you can guess it
Little Shop of Whores
Ride the Wild Serf
Serf Ninjas
The Great Rake
The Incredible Mr. Limp
With Sex You Get Eggroll
A Man, A Woman, And A Rake
Earls Just Wanna Have Fun
Married to the Nob
One Fine Lay
Shadows and Snog
Sweet and Lay-down
The Big Sleaze
The Last Tupper
The Widow’s Peak
You’ve Got Male
Along Came Folly
Booty Shop
Guys and Molls
Hers to Mold
Chez on 25 Feb 2007 at 3:53 am #
Hahahahaha I personally love Nether Lips and Nigel by Maggie and The Last Tupper by Sara. Wonderful contest has given me many, many laughs today.
Sara Lindsey on 25 Feb 2007 at 4:06 am #
Dear God, I can’t stop…
A Whore! A Whore! My Dukedom For A Whore!
Banal Attraction
Baronet All
Baron Oliver
Everybody (and I do mean EVERYBODY) Says I Love You
How To Loose Her Thighs in Ten Days
My Big Fat Greek Bedding
Natural Born Rogues
(and, though I can’t take credit for this one since I remember it from an old email of funny adult film titles: Sheepless in Montana)
Maggie Robinson on 25 Feb 2007 at 8:13 am #
To Kneel Before the Knight
Surrender to a Sinful Seducer
Miss Placed Gets Pleasured
Lord of Les Affaires
An Affair to Rue
Amorous Lord Ardent
Gentleman Gigolo
The Devil’s Bargain with Britney
Trouble for the Ton
The Bewitching Bodice
To Tempt the Twins
The Sixteenth Night of Sin
Lady O and her Officer
The Stolen Sin
Bride of Beowulf
Pence and Pursestrings
Dampened Muslin
The Sheikh’s Obvious Obsession
A Rogue’s Repentance
The Pirate’s Peculiar Pleasures
Lady Debenham’s Disturbing Dream
A Nocturnal Emission
Pride and Pirates
Under the Jolly Rogering
Lord Ingrahm’s Inexpressibles
To Polish His Hessians
Viscount Vincent and the Mysterious Valet
An End to This Madness
Karen Hawkins on 25 Feb 2007 at 9:43 am #
Heh! Under the Jolly, Rogering …. hehehehehehehehe!
You guys are awesome! I want to write them ALL down!
May on 25 Feb 2007 at 9:46 am #
Duke, You Think I’m Sexy?
Good Diddlin’s (The Time of Your Life)
The Good, The Bad, The Cuddly
Wake Me Up When Some Tupper Comes
Three Times with a Lady
I Did It, My Lay
Viscount on the Verge
How Deep is your Lust?
Maggie May, or She May Not
Lust Will Keep Us Together
gannon on 25 Feb 2007 at 10:42 am #
A Fistful of Petticoats
For A Few Ducats More
The Good, The Bad and The Randy
Two Dukes for Lady Sarah
Sorry, got on a Clint Eastwood kick for a minute
I’m loving this contest. Great titles, ladies!
Aisling on 25 Feb 2007 at 10:44 am #
How to Lose Your Virginity in 10 Days
Succumbing to the Flesh
Maggie Robinson on 25 Feb 2007 at 10:57 am #
A Maiden’s Voyage
What the Werewolf Wants
Thief of Thighs
The Cloying Countess
Deconstructing the Duke
Orifice Politics
The CEO’s Secret Salami
Nookie with the Nanny
Thief of Tarts
Hollywood Heartbreaker
The Perfect Prude
Sinning with the Spinster
A Night of Nudity
The Wayward Weasel
The Gypsy’s Jest
The Wagering Werewolf
The Shape-Shifting Lord Sheringham
The Werewolf’s Widow
Addicted to Alliteration
Karen Hawkins on 25 Feb 2007 at 11:46 am #
Addicted to Alliteration … I think I proposed that for one of my titles not long ago and it was cruelly shot down by a PMSing assistant marketing director.
Heh! You guys crack me up!
Maggie Robinson on 25 Feb 2007 at 11:51 am #
Sugar Panties
Bedding the Baron
Here Comes the Captain
The Duke Delivers
Tea for Three
One Night with the Nanny
A Piece of the Princess
Sheikh, Your Beauty
The Climbing Boy’s Confession
Return of the Pink Carnation
Desert Duke
Heir to Eternity
Heaven’s Sweet Hellion
The Easy Earl
Major Misunderstanding
Black Momentos
Too Sexy to Live
The Killer in the Kilt
Phaeton Place
Stop the Stream of Consciousness!
Theresa N. on 25 Feb 2007 at 12:23 pm #
My Romp With The Earl
The Duchess Does Buckingham Palace
gannon on 25 Feb 2007 at 1:00 pm #
Bonnie Prince Charlie’s Angels
The Princess and The Prostitute
Diamonds are For Foreplay
The Duke and The Dominatrix
Beach Blanket Boinking
The Bachelor and The Buxom Beauty
gannon on 25 Feb 2007 at 1:13 pm #
This is addictive!
Bravetart
So I Married A Nymphomaniac
The Sound of Moaning
Shakespeare In Lust
Around the World in 80 Lays
Kelly Ann on 25 Feb 2007 at 1:32 pm #
I can’t help it, I must add a few more:
Chastity for the Taking
The Duchess of Boudoir
Plundering Pirates
Nuns of the Nether-Regions
Gasping for Breath
Receiving in the Rear
Giving in the Greatroom
Tea for Three, who invited the footman?
A Tale of Two Whores
Size DOES Matter – Confessions of a Lady
Petticoats and Cravats
Lord Hardstaff’s Brazen Hussey
The Shaving of Penelope (whoops did I just add an “H” in there?)
The Ladies Fetish
OK, I’m done……maybe!
Claudia Dain on 25 Feb 2007 at 1:41 pm #
I keep thinking I have a favorite and then read on and find more…and more…and more!! You ladies are incredible! I’m never going to fuss with my titles anymore; I’m coming straight to you.
Maggie Robinson on 25 Feb 2007 at 2:59 pm #
For the Western genre:
Cowboy Confidential
How the Breast Was Won
One Six-Gun and One Schoolmarm
Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet
Sheriff Cupid Shoots Straight
Miss Kitty’s Caboose
The Brazen Bullet
Gingham and Goldenrod
Temptation in the Tumbleweed
Teaching Miss Tess
To Ride a Painted Lady
Silver Stars and Garters
Saloon Seduction
Poke Her Game Tonight
Cecily Saddles Up
Tumbling Widow Weed
Blue Skies and True Guys
Love Wanted: Dead or Alive (a western vampire book, of course)
Sheriff, Shoot Me Now So I Can Stop!
dbrown3400 on 25 Feb 2007 at 3:08 pm #
Dating a Duke for Dummies
Boinking a Second Son for Fun and No Profit
Avery on 25 Feb 2007 at 4:10 pm #
I’m not really good at this but how about:
The Randy Dandy
gannon on 25 Feb 2007 at 5:35 pm #
I can’t stop myself! I think Maggie wins the prize for most entries–they’re hilarious!
Hoisting the Captain’s Jolly Roger
Fun in the Ton
The Devil Went Down On Georgia
Sara Lindsey on 25 Feb 2007 at 5:55 pm #
Human Incest Story
Bit and Kiss (a vampire story)
The Quicky in the Bed
Our Ton
The Wizard of Ahhhhs
(She Got) More Than a Feeling
Somewhere Under The Main Beau
Her Basic Instinct
His Blatant Attraction
A Lustin’ Plunder Band
dbrown3400 on 25 Feb 2007 at 6:06 pm #
“Did I use which sponge?” From ‘A Duke’s Greatest Fears’
Carnal Knowlege in a Carriage
The Baron’s Backside
The Honey-Eyed Ho of Hyde Park
Hostess Needed for Baron’s Balls
Tupping on the Thames
Kelly Ann on 25 Feb 2007 at 6:11 pm #
Limp Lords and their Rousing Ladies
gannon on 25 Feb 2007 at 6:55 pm #
Six Dames, Seven Knights
Shall We Shag
The Whore Around the Corner
As Good As He Gets
ladydawgfan on 25 Feb 2007 at 9:23 pm #
More from me:
Lords Love a Tup
Gone With The Wench
Groin and Baronet
Whore Wandering One (with apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan)
Tup Her Where?
Lust Her Where?
Put Up Your Dukes
Earl E To Bed, Earl E To Rise
Earl E’s Bird Gets The Worm
Sapphireppw on 26 Feb 2007 at 1:23 am #
I’m ROTFL these are too funny…I’m not good at this but I’m going to give it a try
A License to Shag a Duke
Wanted: Heiress Has no Heir
The Kilt Raises to the Occasion
Beauty and the Booty
Pistol in the Rare
Moby Duke and Princess Lay
Foreplay with Princess Lay
Sandy S. on 26 Feb 2007 at 1:26 am #
Chesty & Breasty: A Lust Story
While You Were Lusting
Captain Lust: Pirate Of The High Seas
The Three Lustateers
and it’s sequel
The Four Lustateers
Lust After Dusk
To Heir is Human; To Forgive, Unheard Of
The Gun in Betty Lou’s Reticule
A Wild Romp With A Wicked Wench
Where’s My Buggy Whip When I Need It?
Would You Like a Saucy Wench To Go With Those Fries?
Pardon My Kirtle
Desiree Rides Again